Browsing Archive: March, 2010

Extra-terrestrials not impressed

Posted by Derek Sapphire on Monday, March 29, 2010,
Fellow travellers, sadly the aliens I was expecting during Earth Hour didn't show up! I was deeply mystified and disappointed.

It is very difficult to know why this might have been. It is hard to understand the motives of those who are more spiritually evolved than you are, after all. (I know this from personal experience. My many critics - who are locked in their primitive, materialist mindsets - just can't understand where I'm coming from. So, full of fear and confusion, they accuse me of h...
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UFO in Sydney heralds Earth Hour

Posted by Derek Sapphire on Wednesday, March 24, 2010,
Oh joy. Joy and cat dancing! One of our intergalactic fellow travellers has decided to pay us a visit.

Significantly, the alien has flown over Chipping Norton, in Sydney's west. And Sydney is the very city in which Earth Hour began some three years ago. And when is Earth Hour? On the last Saturday of March, which is only 3 days hence!

Clearly, this is no coincidence. These highly spiritually evolved aliens are telling us that they approve of our mind-expanding, planet-loving ritual. And while t...
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Unnatural disaster hits Perth!

Posted by Derek Sapphire on Tuesday, March 23, 2010,
Fellow travellers, when is this nation (and the world for that matter!) going to realize that climate change is real, that man is causing it and that the science is in!

Take this terrifying storm in Perth. It was the worst that city has had so far this whole millennium! How could you possibly deny the link?

Of course, appalling peenie-waving Premier Colin Barnett has deemed that it was a "natural" disaster. Talk about blaming the victim! It was as unnatural as a disaster can be, since it simpl...
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Health debate a sign of a sick society

Posted by Derek Sapphire on Tuesday, March 23, 2010,
Fellow travellers, I have just been listening to Tony Abbott and Kevin Rudd "debating" the topic of health on the radio.

The former priest was his usual pugilistic self. I could have sworn he was going to lash out and throw a punch at several points in the standoff! He really is appalling, and I wouldn't be surprised if he arrived on his pushbike in his "budgie smugglers" to try and intimidate his opponent.

But I wasn't really listening to what Rudd was saying. And frankly, I'm not concerned wi...
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CIA used LSD

Posted by Derek Sapphire on Sunday, March 14, 2010,
Fellow travellers, appalling reich-wingers are fond of accusing us of harboring outlandish and ludicrous theories about the deviousness of the Great McSatan in general, and the CIA in particular.

We all know about how they tried to kill fellow traveller Fidel Castro with an exploding cigar. And now a new example of their cruelty has come to light: The CIA sprinkled LSD on bread in a small French town, resulting in widespread hallucinations.

This is deeply distressing, particularly when you con...
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Academy Awards ambivalence

Posted by Derek Sapphire on Tuesday, March 9, 2010,
Fellow travellers, I am heartened to know that sassy sister Kathryn Bigelow won the Oscar for Best Director, and her film won Best Picture. This is certainly a highly empowering development for women all across the globe. And it's a nice coincidence that it just happened to occur at around the same time as International Women's Day.

But I am frankly appalled that she dedicated her win to "the women and men in the military who risk their lives on a daily basis in Iraq and Afghanistan. May they...
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